Mobile Breast Van Accused of Offering ‘Lukewarm’ Dating Service
A mobile bosom checking facility sponsored by Mnet, Pick n Pay andSchabir Shaik n Bake is alleged to be operating an amateur matchmaking service from the pink ‘Jugmobile’. The vehicle, which was originally designed to ‘check every breast on the M1’ for ‘anything suspicious’, has inadvertently become a database of thousands of single voluptuous women. “We had no idea the ‘Boobmasjien’ could have so much potential”, says Titz Botha who has been on Jam Alley 3 times and is a qualified Breast Technician. “We have offered our services to thousands of highway Ladies (and one or two gentlemen). It’s very quick. And that’s not because inspections sometimes happen at 120km per hour”, giggles Titz showing off his jazz hands. The van eventually became inundated with requests from single men in traffic who were hypnotized by the flow of potential mates into the ‘Melonwagon’. “It didn’t take long for us to put 2 and 2 together and charge R5 per sms for our new dating service, says Titz. “We try our darndest to match a particular male with a suitable cup size. Unfortunately the ages, ethnic background and marital status of our female clients are not recorded so it’s often ‘hit and run’”.
