Pregnant Women banned from Corridors, Restrooms Growing discrimination against pregnant women has caused a Johannesburg Hospital to limit access of services to those with child. “Preggo-phobia has been an ongoing problem at the hospital ever since those Alien movies came out”, says Nurse Femidomme who lost her virginity to a mechanical bull on Facebook. “What with those creatures bursting through pregnant tummies and attacking the humans. It’s just not something a lot of people are willing to risk again”. The hospital is dotted with signs like ‘No Humps Accepted’ and ‘We not Lovin’ the Bun in your Ovin’. The prejudice has spilled over into a blanket subjugation of all those appearing to be pregnant – including the obese. Mary Higgsboar was denied access to an elevator on the 5th floor because her muffin-top was incorrectly assessed as a 2nd trimester pregnancy during a routine frisk by a security guard. Someone yelled “Pregger!” and threw a condom filled with colostrumat her. “It’s not fair”, wails Mary. “I’m not pregnant”. She quivers at the thought. Mary has been taking the stairs ever since.
