![Solution to economic woes to come from the backside of a European man – Malema
Julius Malema has theorised that an end to the recent public service strike will be hailed from the buttocks of a Collonial Gentleman, probably from England. Addressing an angry mob of U-U supporters via skype from his home in Monte Carlo, Malema said “We believe that it is time for our fancy oppressors to lay a golden egg of compensation and end the enslavement of Africa and the public sector strike.” The call was met with a wave of egg throwing, chicken impersonations and Easter egg hunts by supporters. “We are tired of not knowing what the small small fork is for at the dinner table”, bellowed Malema referring to an embarrassing incident in Monte Negro where he ate foie gras with a lobster bisque spoon. The Queen of England, who has not accepted Malema as a friend on Facebook, has refused to hand over her [Faberge] eggs to the ANCYL to be ‘crushed into powder and sprinkled over the working classes’ as Malema requested. Instead she sent a signed photograph of her corgi ‘Mr Blobby’ who is said to be the same age as Malema in dog years.](http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84lwwqJgn1qbe73po1_500.jpg)
Solution to economic woes to come from the backside of a European man – Malema
Julius Malema has theorised that an end to the recent public service strike will be hailed from the buttocks of a Collonial Gentleman, probably from England. Addressing an angry mob of U-U supporters via skype from his home in Monte Carlo, Malema said “We believe that it is time for our fancy oppressors to lay a golden egg of compensation and end the enslavement of Africa and the public sector strike.” The call was met with a wave of egg throwing, chicken impersonations and Easter egg hunts by supporters. “We are tired of not knowing what the small small fork is for at the dinner table”, bellowed Malema referring to an embarrassing incident in Monte Negro where he ate foie gras with a lobster bisque spoon. The Queen of England, who has not accepted Malema as a friend on Facebook, has refused to hand over her [Faberge] eggs to the ANCYL to be ‘crushed into powder and sprinkled over the working classes’ as Malema requested. Instead she sent a signed photograph of her corgi ‘Mr Blobby’ who is said to be the same age as Malema in dog years.
